Weather Modification Gifts

"Washing the car?"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

The Coffee Tattoo

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

The original sundial.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"Before you predicted economic trends, what did you do?"

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'