Weather Disruption Gifts

'What do you mean; 'The Weatherman said not to make any unnecessary journeys?!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

I hate monday mornings.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I can see our house from here."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Move, Gary."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A Lightning Conductor.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

I love thunderstorms!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Why is it called a hurricane?!"

Stormy Night

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

People run from a falling cloud