Bad Weather Gifts

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

Cold

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Bartender, quickly I need a tiny umbrella!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Electric Blanket.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

The Imperfect Storm

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Weather forecast

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"