Weather Disruption Pillows

'What do you mean; 'The Weatherman said not to make any unnecessary journeys?!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

I hate monday mornings.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Move, Gary."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

A Lightning Conductor.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

I love thunderstorms!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"Why is it called a hurricane?!"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Stormy Night

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."