Storms Gifts

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

"Think fast!"

A Lightning Conductor.

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"When we're right, we're right."

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'A little windy out isn't it?'

'It's something to do with health and safety.'

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A Tongue Twister.

US elections and hurricanes

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

Pacific Signed Up To 'Trans' Atlantic.

"Why is it called a hurricane?!"

"Amy, Mr. Stoklasa has caught a tornado."

"Did I see a flash of lightning just then?"

I love thunderstorms!

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'He's terrified of lightning'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"That was some Nor'easter, huh?"

"Hey, who are you?"

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"Wow! That was a classic nor'easter."

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Giraffe Umbrella