Storms T-Shirts

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'

"Think fast!"

A Lightning Conductor.

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"When we're right, we're right."

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'A little windy out isn't it?'

'It's something to do with health and safety.'

"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A Tongue Twister.

US elections and hurricanes

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the UK."

Pacific Signed Up To 'Trans' Atlantic.

"Why is it called a hurricane?!"

"Amy, Mr. Stoklasa has caught a tornado."

"Did I see a flash of lightning just then?"

I love thunderstorms!

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'He's terrified of lightning'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

Earthquake! Blizzard! Flood!! I'm beginning to see why you got such a good deal on this house, Ernie. Location, location, location.

"That was some Nor'easter, huh?"

"Hey, who are you?"

"Hey, Ed—is the next one a guy or a girl?"

"Wow! That was a classic nor'easter."

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."