Modifications Gifts

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Curling your hair for no reason

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Study more to pass more tests.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

Complete makeover $49.95

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

Book intoxication

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"So how do you like my makeover?"

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo