Modifications Gifts

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Curling your hair for no reason

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Study more to pass more tests.

The Coffee Tattoo

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

Book intoxication

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

"So how do you like my makeover?"

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo