Changes Gifts

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'I can change! I swear!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Recycling centre

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

A Kangermoo

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'I drink to bring about change.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'