Financial Changes Gifts

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I just..."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

The End of Trump?

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm not sure I'm interested in Trump's tax returns. I'm frightened enough by ours."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"Found meat is income."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."