Major Change Gifts

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"Welcome shareholders to the annual report - let us pray."

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

Pope Francis

"You haven't been terminated, just your paycheck."

"...there's a right way and a wrong way to clear your desk!"

'Because of cost cuts, your computer and telephone got removed. Just make a 'Click-Click' noise for typing, 'Bzzt-Bzzt' for printing and 'Ring-Ring' for incoming calls.'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'We're reducing office space, Trubshaw. You're under 'T' below.'

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

Real High Tech, Inc: 'Under New Management. . . Under Newer Management.'

'Hey, that's a new ribbon... have you been fighting again?'

Under New Management

Businessman threatening to sack his wife.

"I guess there've been more staff cuts than we thought."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"One final thing….Did you take anything from the mini bar?"

Giorgia Meloni

"It looks like I survived the downsizing."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."