Financial Change Gifts

"You're cutting my allowance? Well that's a heck of a way to jump-start the economy!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Day trading.

"I just..."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

The End of Trump?

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

Euro crisis.

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

A simple clue that your bank has been sold: "Would you like that in dollars or yen?"

A chill wind is blowing...

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

How America Was Re-Won

The man who finally got his account in the black

"This isn't really helping."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

Banking

"A plan that'll get us more money in the long run as opposed to some in our hands right now? What did I tell you about coming in drunk Steve?"

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

Newly Non-Mega-Rich