Changes Pillows

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'I can change! I swear!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Recycling centre

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

A Kangermoo

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'I drink to bring about change.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'