Vision Changes Pillows

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

What else is there to wish for?

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Tiny Visions

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

Cat Eye-Exam

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Make sure they fit straight!'

The Thinker goes to the optician.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'