Vision Changes Pillows

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

What else is there to wish for?

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Tiny Visions

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

Cat Eye-Exam

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Make sure they fit straight!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

The Thinker goes to the optician.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'