Vision Pillows

"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Cat Eye-Exam

"Over here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Just how bad is your eyesight, Martin?'

ESP test

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Prescription windshield

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'It's Blurred.'

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Boxer with glasses.

Man's Sight is Restored

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"You're going to need a pair of bifocals, and a pair of x-ray specs."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

"Nope....I can't make any sense out of that at all."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'