Vision Visionary Pillows

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

Prescription windshield

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

"I can't see a thing with these stupid glasses!"

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'Mr Jenkins, time for a slight change in your carrot diet!'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Fine, I'll take them.'

Football Eyetests

Man's Sight is Restored

Refraction

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"All the fans keep telling me that I'm blind as a bat!"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'U still owe me nine hundred dollars'

'It may take a few days for your eyes to adjust to bifocals Mrs Reynolds'

'These new glasses are useless.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Your Stronger Spectacles Are Ready At The Opticians!

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'So, doctor, how'd you decide to get into optometry?'

'So having trouble with your eyes.'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"The moment you walked through that door, I could tell you needed glasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

If you need glasses see an optician. Don't take ours!

"Now let's try you on the new twitter front."

2020: Year of the Optometrist

"I told you I don't need glasses."