Vision Gifts

"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Cat Eye-Exam

"Over here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Just how bad is your eyesight, Martin?'

'They suit you.'

'Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?'

ESP test

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Prescription windshield

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'It's Blurred.'

"You're going to need a pair of bifocals, and a pair of x-ray specs."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Man's Sight is Restored

Boxer with glasses.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Fine, I'll take them.'

"Eagle Eye" Eddie would often ace his eye exams from the waiting room.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'