Vision Science Gifts

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

Tiny Visions

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Large print e-book.

Out of control

Hospital Departments

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'It's Blurred.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Famous Optical Illusions!

American Venn diagram

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

The Pessimetrist.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'