Vision Tester Gifts

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The importance of having your Is tested.

Hospital Departments

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

"Well, Mr. Swanson, I don't know that I can help you improve your standing in your focus group, but I can definitely check out your visual focus."

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Budget Opticians.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Sight test with a violin.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Myopic Guy with Gun Collection

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

Fly Eye Chart

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Telescope

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"How are those?"

"No, this isn't the post office, but it's probably just as well you came."

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."