Visualization Gifts

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

Creative Visualization Seminar

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

When I'm feeling overwhelmed by unimportant things, I draw myself like this and a small version of Frank like that. He appears to be far away. Then I draw a bigger Frank and a smaller me up here. Now it looks like I'm off in the distance. Finally, I draw us like this and we appear to be in the same place. Doing this relaxes me. I just need a little perspective and I stop sweating the trivial stuff!

Be the ball.

The Manifestation of Dreams

"For you new prisoners here, the warden will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects."

'Steve is our top salesperson. His secret is spending time visualizing success before he comes to work.'

Knickers are in 3 categories: going-to-work knickers, emergency knickers and best knickers.

Bar chart of unprecedented events

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Tiny Visions

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Wow what graphics.'