Visualization T-Shirts

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

Creative Visualization Seminar

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

Be the ball.

The Manifestation of Dreams

"For you new prisoners here, the warden will only let us use bar graphs on all of our prison data projects."

'Steve is our top salesperson. His secret is spending time visualizing success before he comes to work.'

Knickers are in 3 categories: going-to-work knickers, emergency knickers and best knickers.

Bar chart of unprecedented events

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Tiny Visions

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Wow what graphics.'

'It's Blurred.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.