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'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"...and this chart shows people clearly prefer bar graphs to pie charts."

Consumption Graph.

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors