Wearer Of The Traveler's Hat Gifts

Welcome Back!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."