Wealthy Sloths Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the relaxed extravagance of a wealthy sloth? Our collection blends humor and style, perfect for those who love to take it slow and enjoy life’s finer, leisurely moments. Whether they’re lounging on a sofa or celebrating their chill attitude, find unique presents that speak to their fun, laid-back vibe.

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'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!'

'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!' mockup

'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!'

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'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...' mockup

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

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"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so." mockup

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

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"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven." mockup

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

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'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?' mockup

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

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"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha." mockup

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

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'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.' mockup

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

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"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!" mockup

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

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"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device." mockup

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

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SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV mockup

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

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"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good" mockup

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

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"We suck at this."

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"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!" mockup

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

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'Speaking of ground sloths.'

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"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel." mockup

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

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Potato sitting on a couch.

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Back down.

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"Sloth!"

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'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...' mockup

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

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"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..." mockup

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

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"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!" mockup

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

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'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.' mockup

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

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'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.' mockup

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

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"So now you're reading a book?"

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"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'" mockup

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

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'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.' mockup

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

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"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week." mockup

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

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"People change."

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Wordplay: Slothful.

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'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.' mockup

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

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"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on." mockup

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

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'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.'

'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.' mockup

'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.'

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Minutes before two sloths collide mockup

Minutes before two sloths collide

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'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.' mockup

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'

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Wealthy Sloths Gifts Collection

Wealthy Sloths Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous and chic mugs perfect for the wealthy sloth lover in your life. Sip slowly with style!

Wealthy Sloths Pillows

Find cozy pillows that humorously showcase the wealthy sloth vibe, adding comfort and charm to any lounging space.

Wealthy Sloths Prints

Decorate your home with prints that celebrate the amusing side of wealth and leisure—richly styled for the laid-back connoisseur.

Wealthy Sloths T-Shirts

Explore fun and stylish T-shirts that celebrate the leisurely luxury of the wealthy sloth lifestyle—perfect for relaxed, witty fashion.