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'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"We suck at this."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"Sloth!"

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

'Don't push it, son. You can't become a couch potato until you've mastered being a chair spud.'

Minutes before two sloths collide

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'