Wealth Skeptic Gifts

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

$300,000,000,000, Inc.

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

"If Jesus was real, he'd flip over the table your wealthy father works from."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

We've been coming here for decades, but I still don't understand their idea that the richest person is the one with the most money.

Financial Eyesight

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"