Wealth Fantasist Gifts

"A penny for your thoughts."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Snowing Money.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Golden Eggs.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Business Philosophy 101.