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"It is really not repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money".

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Watering Money

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.