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"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

The Evolution of the Bonus

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Am Awful Crammer.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Long and Short term investments.

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'