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The Evolution of the Bonus

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

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'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'No raise, but we can make your desk and chair one-inch taller.'

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'The way I see it, we only have two choices, we either improve the quality of our product or we hire some really great sales people.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"

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