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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Pssst! How do we go about telling him we're interested in growth stocks?'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'I know you tried to sell me shares...but you should have been more persistent.'

'Giving back to the community is good, But first you have to make your pile,'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Long and Short term investments.

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Remember, Ms. Porter, the key to appreciating what little you have is having more of it."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Will work for ETFs

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Money mangagement see-saw.

What is possible and what is probable.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...