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'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Profit

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Money exchange

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Greed.

Dept. of the Treasury

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Long and Short term investments.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."