Wealth Flaunters T-Shirts

'A lot of people may have a gold card, but not one that's mad of REAL gold!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Business Philosophy 101.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

Financial Eyesight

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'