Wealth Display T-Shirts

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Money god

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.