Wealth Worshippers T-Shirts

"The only emojis I've ever needed is a dollar sign."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Counting dollars

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Have you hugged your money today?

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."