Wealth Worshippers T-Shirts

"The only emojis I've ever needed is a dollar sign."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Money is life's report card."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Counting dollars

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Investment strategy - fear."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'