Watersport Wild Child Gifts

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Football Fans

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Cruise.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Summer Sledding

Careful

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Senior citizen surfing.

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

When Seniors Fly

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Surfing Pensioner

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Will you remember this

Rainbow violin surfers

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"My turn."

Ping Pong