Watersport Wild Child Gifts

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

Football Fans

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Cruise.

Summer Sledding

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Senior citizen surfing.

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

When Seniors Fly

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Surfing Pensioner

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Rainbow violin surfers

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"My turn."

Ping Pong

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Will you remember this

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.