Aqua Kid Gifts

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Swimming Prankster

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

Pearl Fishers

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

School of Fish

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'