Aqua Kid Gifts

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Fish mobsters.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Marine Pollution

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

Pearl Fishers

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'Ooh .. Look at the big one with purple spots.'