Western Wild Child Gifts

Cowboys in a Bar.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Artists of the wild west.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Let's scoot."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."