Western Wild Child Gifts

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

Cowboys in a Bar.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."