Caregiver Of Wild Toddlers Gifts

the good little boy

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Earth Day Summit.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Houdini's infancy.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Careful

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'