Caregiver Of Wild Toddlers Prints

the good little boy

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Earth Day Summit.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Houdini's infancy.

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.