Nature's Caregiver Prints

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Rose Garden

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Mad about Roses!

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Relax. They're just crows."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

The Destruction of the Environment

Grass huggers.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

The Threat to the Environment

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Factory Pollution.