Nature's Caregiver Pillows

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Rose Garden

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Mad about Roses!

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Grass huggers.

The Destruction of the Environment

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

The Threat to the Environment

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'