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"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lifesaver!

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

A family playing in the sea

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Man in Bath

Swimming Champion.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water