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"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"You call this ice?"

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Hockey Goal

The Icebreaker