Ice Hole Enthusiast Pillows

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"You call this ice?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Taxi

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

The Icebreaker

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Igloo Building.

Hockey Goal

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'