Watering Hole Enthusiast Mugs

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

A family playing in the sea

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Man in Bath

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'