Pothole Aficionado Mugs

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Leading Economic Indicator.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'