Pothole Conqueror Mugs

Tour de Pothole.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

The Path

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

World Peace Jungle

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Defeating the impossible, where there is a will there is a way.

Road Construction

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

'...and try not to think about the water jump !'