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NASA decided to use earth worms to make wormholes in space...

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Where are you going?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Dissectum Paniculata

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"We just need more wiggle room."

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Please use other dimension.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Worm humour

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.