Wormhole Explorer T-Shirts

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

"Cat box"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

The discovery of electricity...

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Crocodile

'It's an antique!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Kangeroo and joey

Economic Downturns

You have the worst spring breath.

"And that's why you go on safari."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

No Swimming Allowed

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers