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Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

"Cat box"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

The discovery of electricity...

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Crocodile

'It's an antique!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Economic Downturns

Kangeroo and joey

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"And that's why you go on safari."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

No Swimming Allowed

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Scuba diver in a fishmongers