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"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Moon Cave

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Golfers lost on the road

Please use other dimension.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Tough Butterfly

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'It's from Goldilocks's lawyer. Apparently, she's suing us because she burnt her mouth on the hot porridge.'

Blackhole Research.

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

Never stick your arm into a wormhole in space...

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

GPS in Outer Space

'The Financial Crisis has not affected me: Food is still dirt cheap...'

"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."

Time-space convergence ahead.

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

BOOKSHOP, 'Do you have 'Books for Dummies'?' 'Well, duh!'

"Guess what else I found on YouTube, Randy?" "Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal." "There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941, and way back in 1920. Exactly like him." "Could be they're related." "The notion of 'genetics' is a huge conspiracy by the immortals." "I found that out on YouTube."